Yup, it took a near rape, a stolen phone, baggage stolen by a ghost, verbal abuse, and being LICKED by THREE MEN SHE’S NEVER MET not to mention the whole UNDEAD MONSTERS and PUNCHING THROUGH A DAMN WALL thing before she finally said ‘whoops, better check google maps again.’ But then she’s stopped when Yellowhair McHeadphones finally speaks up and says ‘Oh, yeah, the CHURCH sent her here to be a BRIDE, and they said we can’t kill her, so she’ll be here a LOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG time.’ Welp, let’s check Yui’s expression. White McTeleport hops into the room and punches through a wall, to which this girl is STILL CONFUSED ABOUT HOW THEY’RE DOING THIS SHIT but finally, FINALLY, she decides to stand, politely bow and say ‘Uh, I may have the wrong house, see ya’ and walk calmly towards the door. Hell, Red McVamp still has her damn cell phone, she never asked for it back, because she’s that fucktarded. We meet two more vampires, Red McFedora and Purple McSadeyes, both of whom also lick her, one on the cheek and one on the ear, to which she lets out a little ‘eep’ each time, but never screams at them or bolts for the fucking door. Of course she does.Īnother quiet evening of non-consensual sex.Īll of these straws have already broken the camel’s back, snapped its neck in mercy, stripped the carcass for fur and then left the meat for starving wolves, but let’s continue.
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It’s literally never discussed by anyone, except Yui in passing, and even then it’s just because ‘I was gunna say something, but then you attacked m-wait, did you just say I was flat? I’m mildly less indifferent about that statement.’ She takes their verbal abuse like a good little whore and then follows her abusers into the dining hall, where we meet the full cast. Oh wait, apparently that rape thing wasn’t important. So apparently Silver thinks talking to the rapist is worth more info than talking to the girl. McSilver ignores her completely, instead asking Red to explain. No mention of the sexual crime that almost occurred. Yui then asks McSilver for help, not because of the rape, of course, but because she wants to clear up the fact that her dad told her to live here. Not a joke.Įnter Vamp McSilver #1 who stops Red McVamp-kun before he can make with the rape, but only because the foryer “Is for greeting guests” and he should take that sort of thing to his private room. He even comments on how he’ll be taking her now.
Does she scream? Fight back? Get mad at this would-be-rapist? Nah, she just says, no joke, “What?” as he pins her down and makes with the licking.
She calls out, he doesn’t answer, so she checks his pulse and fi-HE HAS NO PULSE!!!1 Yup, duh, it’s a show about vampires, couldn’t they show us that in a more original way? The dude wakes up and talks shit to her, stealing her phone before he pins her down and licks her neck. Our protag, Yui, heads into creepy-ass-haunt-house and discovers Red McVamp-kun lying on a bench in total darkness, obviously asleep and very relaxed. Well fuck it, sure, it worked in Love Hina, why not here too? Oh that’s right, cause that was the mid nineties and we’re supposed to be fucking beyond that shit now. In episode 1, our dull-witted protagonist shows up at a mystery mansion her parents just told her she’d be living at. This shit is undefendable, terribly written, and not even worthy of being called garbage. It’s also one of the first things we watched from this season, and even now, it sits fresh on my mind. This is my first full write-up for Fall 2013.
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